Better Off Dead Everybody Wants Some, Cheeseburger, john cusack, paperboy, retro clothing, 80s Shirts, Skiing Shirt, 80s nostalgia
$24.00 $30.00
This particular shirt runs a size small. It is recommended that you size up.This Better Off Dead Tee was designed based on the scene at Pig Burger. Great gift for any fan of this cult classic.This is printed on premium Bella+Canvas 3.8 oz., 50% polyester/25% combed ring-spun cotton/25% rayon soft, lightweight tee. **This will face VERY SLIGHTLY to give it the perfect vintage look, by design.**Unlike most other t-shirt sellers on Etsy, we never take a shortcut on the quality of our shirts. We consistently use brands like American Apparel, Bella + Canvas, Ei-Lo, and Tultex.
✔️-All are individually printed and are guaranteed or full refund.
✔️-3.8 oz., Bella+Canvas 50% polyester/25% combed ring-spun cotton/25% rayon
✔️-The perfect t-shirt for any occasion.
✔️-Soft and lightweight.
✔️-NAFTA CertifiedTo see our huge collection of other amazing
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Shipping from United States
Processing time
1-2 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
Just contact me within: 60 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 90 days of delivery
Questions about your order?
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Frequently Asked Questions
My shirt doesn't fit! Am I able to exchange it for s different size?
Totally and I'll also pay for your return shipping for the exchange. Find another seller that does that....I dare you!
I received the wrong item! What do I do?
If on the rare chance this happens, we will send another out priority mail, your order will be FREE, and you don't need to return the other item.
I really like one of the women's tee's, can I get it in unisex instead?
Absolutely, just put "unisex" in the comments section at checkout.
Can I get something in a different color?
Most of the time! If you have a question on a color change just send me a message.
Wholesale availability
Yes! Message me for details!
Gift wrapping and packaging
Yes! There is an option for gift wrapping at checkout.
Reviews (68)
Average:
Dec 30, 2025
Everything was great with the quality, service and delivery!
Joanna Fulmer
Dec 27, 2025
Recipient loves it. Arrived quickly and looks great.
carriecody1
Dec 17, 2025
Fast shipping. The shirt is very soft and the image is just as shown. Very happy with this purchase and can't wait for Christmas to give this to my friend.
khulslander
Dec 16, 2025
Angela
Dec 9, 2025
I will be doing more business with This company, everything is great.
Kyle