American Psycho Inspired Bloody Apron | 3 Pocket Apron with Pen Holder & Extra Long Tie Strings | Dark Comedy Horror Apron
$20.00 $25.00
Channel pure American Psycho energy with this bloody, dark-comedy apron inspired by the most infamous psychological thriller of the 1980s yuppie era.
This apron captures that cold, calculated, blood-splattered aesthetic fans instantly recognize — equal parts satire, horror, and pitch-black humor. Whether you’re cooking, grilling, crafting, or just committing to the bit, this apron is built to perform and disturb.
🔪 Features
• 3 functional front pockets for tools, utensils, or supplies
• Pen / thermometer holder for precision work
• Extra-long tie strings for a secure, adjustable fit
• Durable, work-ready fabric
• Faux blood splatter design inspired by cult psychological horror
Perfect for:
• American Psycho fans
• Dark humor & cult movie collectors
• BBQ hosts with a twisted sense of style
• Artists, woodworkers, baristas, and chefs
• Unforgettable gag gifts that still get daily use
This apron pairs perfectly with business card debates, 80s playlists, and impeccable taste.
Shipping from United States
Processing time
1-2 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
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Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
Just contact me within: 60 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 90 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 12 hours of purchase
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Questions about your order?
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Frequently Asked Questions
My shirt doesn't fit! Am I able to exchange it for s different size?
Totally and I'll also pay for your return shipping for the exchange. Find another seller that does that....I dare you!
I received the wrong item! What do I do?
If on the rare chance this happens, we will send another out priority mail, your order will be FREE, and you don't need to return the other item.
I really like one of the women's tee's, can I get it in unisex instead?
Absolutely, just put "unisex" in the comments section at checkout.
Can I get something in a different color?
Most of the time! If you have a question on a color change just send me a message.
Wholesale availability
Yes! Message me for details!
Gift wrapping and packaging
Yes! There is an option for gift wrapping at checkout.