American Psycho Inspired Bloody Apron | 3 Pocket Apron with Pen Holder & Extra Long Tie Strings | Dark Comedy Horror Apron
$25.00
Channel pure American Psycho energy with this bloody, dark-comedy apron inspired by the most infamous psychological thriller of the 1980s yuppie era.
This apron captures that cold, calculated, blood-splattered aesthetic fans instantly recognize — equal parts satire, horror, and pitch-black humor. Whether you’re cooking, grilling, crafting, or just committing to the bit, this apron is built to perform and disturb.
🔪 Features
• 3 functional front pockets for tools, utensils, or supplies
• Pen / thermometer holder for precision work
• Extra-long tie strings for a secure, adjustable fit
• Durable, work-ready fabric
• Faux blood splatter design inspired by cult psychological horror
Perfect for:
• American Psycho fans
• Dark humor & cult movie collectors
• BBQ hosts with a twisted sense of style
• Artists, woodworkers, baristas, and chefs
• Unforgettable gag gifts that still get daily use
This apron pairs perfectly with business card debates, 80s playlists, and impeccable taste.
Shipping from United States
Processing time
1-2 business days
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Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
Just contact me within: 60 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 90 days of delivery
Questions about your order?
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Frequently Asked Questions
My shirt doesn't fit! Am I able to exchange it for s different size?
Totally and I'll also pay for your return shipping for the exchange. Find another seller that does that....I dare you!
I received the wrong item! What do I do?
If on the rare chance this happens, we will send another out priority mail, your order will be FREE, and you don't need to return the other item.
I really like one of the women's tee's, can I get it in unisex instead?
Absolutely, just put "unisex" in the comments section at checkout.
Can I get something in a different color?
Most of the time! If you have a question on a color change just send me a message.
Wholesale availability
Yes! Message me for details!
Gift wrapping and packaging
Yes! There is an option for gift wrapping at checkout.