Van Damme Birthday Card | 80s Action Movie Greeting Card | Funny Martial Arts Birthday Card | Retro Action Fan Gift
$5.56 $6.95
Give them a birthday card with a roundhouse kick of nostalgia.
This Van Damme inspired birthday card is perfect for fans of classic 80s and 90s action movies and martial arts legends like Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Whether they grew up watching tournament fights, slow-motion splits, or legendary action scenes, this card delivers the perfect mix of humor and retro action energy.
A great way to make any birthday feel like an action movie moment.
Card Details
• High-quality printed greeting card
• Crisp, vibrant design
• Blank inside for your own message
• Standard size (fits easily in envelope)
• Includes envelope
Perfect For
• 80s and 90s action movie fans
• Martial arts enthusiasts
• Funny birthday gifts
• Retro movie lovers
• Unique greeting card collectors
A fun and unexpected conversation starter that stands out from typical birthday cards.
Shipping from United States
Processing time
1-3 business days
Customs and import taxes
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Returns & Exchanges
Returns & exchanges accepted within 90 days
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
Request a cancellation within: 12 hours of purchase
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Questions about your order?
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Frequently Asked Questions
My shirt doesn't fit! Am I able to exchange it for s different size?
Totally and I'll also pay for your return shipping for the exchange. Find another seller that does that....I dare you!
I received the wrong item! What do I do?
If on the rare chance this happens, we will send another out priority mail, your order will be FREE, and you don't need to return the other item.
I really like one of the women's tee's, can I get it in unisex instead?
Absolutely, just put "unisex" in the comments section at checkout.
Can I get something in a different color?
Most of the time! If you have a question on a color change just send me a message.
Wholesale availability
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Gift wrapping and packaging
Yes! There is an option for gift wrapping at checkout.
Reviews (1)
Average:
May 4, 2026
This card is just as pictured. The quality is awesome. I can’t wait to give it to my boyfriend. He’s going to love it
Anna Brantley