Internet Pirate T-Shirt, Hacker Shirt, Funny Geek Tee, Cyber Security Gift, Nerd Shirt, Sysadmin Tee

$24.00 $30.00

Shipping to United States: $5.00


You didn’t break any laws. You just have alternative sourcing methods and a firm belief that information wants to be free.
The Internet Pirate tee is for the network nerds, the late-night terminal jockeys, the guys and girls who know what a VPN is for and why you never click suspicious links — except for the ones they personally vetted first. It’s a wink and a nod to everyone who grew up in the wild west of the early internet and never fully came back from it.

Screen printed in Buffalo, NY on a real shirt — not some heat-pressed vinyl that starts peeling the second you wash it. This is made for people who know the difference between doing something right and doing something easy.

Shirt Details:
∙ Screen printed (not digital transfer)
∙ Available in multiple sizes
∙ Comfortable everyday fit

Perfect For:
∙ Hackers, sysadmins, security researchers, and IT pros
∙ Anyone who has ever used a torrent client “for Linux ISOs”
∙ The nerd in your life who will absolutely get the joke
Sail on, pirate.

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Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-2 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

Just contact me within: 60 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 90 days of delivery

Request a cancellation within: 12 hours of purchase

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Questions about your order?

Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Frequently Asked Questions

My shirt doesn't fit! Am I able to exchange it for s different size?

Totally and I'll also pay for your return shipping for the exchange. Find another seller that does that....I dare you!

I received the wrong item! What do I do?

If on the rare chance this happens, we will send another out priority mail, your order will be FREE, and you don't need to return the other item.

I really like one of the women's tee's, can I get it in unisex instead?

Absolutely, just put "unisex" in the comments section at checkout.

Can I get something in a different color?

Most of the time! If you have a question on a color change just send me a message.

Wholesale availability

Yes! Message me for details!

Gift wrapping and packaging

Yes! There is an option for gift wrapping at checkout.

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