New Drop: Al Bundy Polk High Shirt – Polk High Glory Lives On

I couldn’t be more pumped about this one. If you grew up watching Married With Children, you know Al Bundy isn’t just a character — he’s a damn national treasure. Four touchdowns in a single game at Polk High? Legend.

I wanted to do something a little different than just another “No Ma’am” shirt that everyone and their mother has already slapped on a tee. I decided to take it back to the glory days — the Polk High Football Card era. Think of it like a trading card for one of the greatest (and most bitter) high school athletes that never really moved on. That’s real inspiration right there.

This design has a retro, late-80s/early-90s vibe, kinda like the cheap-ass trading cards you used to get in wax packs — you know, the ones that smelled like cardboard and came with that rock-hard stick of gum that could break a tooth. Yeah, those cards. That’s the feel I wanted, and I’m proud to say this thing turned out f'n awesome.

The shirt itself is soft as hell — not that scratchy garbage that feels like you’re wearing a burlap sack. It’s legit comfy. Perfect for lounging on the couch with your hand tucked halfway down your pants, just like the man himself intended.

If you're an Al Bundy fan, this is a must-cop. If you’re not an Al Bundy fan... what’s wrong with you?

Available now across all the shops — Etsy, eBay, Amazon, and of course, direct from our site where you can cut out the middleman (aka Bezos) and support us directly.

Pick your poison below — and remember: Four touchdowns. One game. Polk High forever.

Al Bundy Polk High Shirt